How Monster Energy Saved the World!!
It was the year 2013. Global Warming was becoming a global problem. The Earth as we know it was reaching its end. We had to reverse the cycle. It may be too late or we may still have time. We cannot lose hope. Many nations' economies and environments were suffering from this world- wide epidemic. Someone had to find an alternative energy that did not harm the environment in any way in order to solve for this catastrophe. We had to solve for any and every type of pollution. Several countries spent billions of dollars trying to research new alternatives. However, the solution was at almost anyone's disposal. It cost under three dollars and can be found at almost any convenient store. Yes, Monster Energy Drink! A young man poured a 24 oz. can of Monster in his car and it ran for sixty- two miles. Absolutely no harmful substances are emitted into the air. Monster was tested for energy use of power plants, all vehicles, boats, and even home electronics. Monster Energy Drink could do it all. It was then mass produced around the world at a low price. Within in sixteen months the affects of Global Warming were completely reversed. Monster Energy had saved the world!!
The Story of a Fat Kid
There was a fat kid named Ronnie. He was a freshman in high school and weighed over 200 pounds. Many kids picked on him because of his weight. However, he was pretty smart and talented. He played the trombone and was in many advanced classes. What no one new was that he could play guitar like no other. You could name any rock'n'roll song and he could play it. He could also write amazing songs. However, it was not until college that he was discovered. His roommate recorded him playing and put it on the internet. It wasn't long until America knew Ronnie. He was asked to try out for a rock band, but he was too good. A record company made a deal with him and he created CD's of songs he wrote. Ronnie became very rich. He lived in a nice house, drove nice cars, and had a hot, female personal trainer. He got ripped and beat up all the kids that made fun of him. I'm just kidding; he's too nice. He later proposed to his trainer. She rejected him and quit being his personal trainer. Haha, I'm kidding again she said yes.Three years later they had a son and later on a daughter
Ronnie's Personal Trainer
The Forest Story
Once upon a time, long long ago, deep in the Amazon, there was a story about a boy. He was born on a warm, rainy day in a small house made of oak branches. He was twenty inches long and weighed eleven pounds three ounces. His name was Bubabalooshcatuch. They called him Buba for short.
Buba grew quickly ironicly tall and slender. At age ten, he began to learn how to hunt, just as every boy did. However, he didn't catch on very fast. While trying to shoot a pig with an arrow, he missed and shot himself in the foot. Fortunately, his cousin mastered in health and life science and graduated from U.T. He was able to fix his foot up. Buba's father tried to teach him how to fish. It didn't go to well. They didn't have fishing poles back then so they had to spear fish. He one day grew bored and decided he needed practice. At the time, his sister's goldfish seemed like a good target. When his parents found out, they made him sell his hunting equipment to buy his sister a new fish. His sister was never the same.
Buba decided not to waste the fish. He started to make a fire to cook the fish and a spark landed on his house. Nearby houses caught on fire and before long the whole village was a-blaze. Several fled to the woods, but a few gathered water from the nearby river. By the time the fire was put out, there was nothing left. Buba lost his people and was lost in the vast Amazon.
While trying to find a place to stay, Buba came across a tiger. He was missing a few teeth and whistled when he talked. The tiger spoke to Buba and said, "Hey little boy. What are you doing out here by yourself.
Buba replied, "I accidentally burned down my village, and now I'm left alone and homeless.
"You can come stay at my home. I will feed you and teach you the way of the jungle. We will also party a lot with the monkeys. There is never alcohol- for it is forbidden- but the monkeys always seem as though they are drunk. No one can explain why they act this way," said the tiger back to the boy.
"I thank you for your kind offer," Buba told the tiger, "but what is your name?
"Marian," the tiger answered. "What do you go by?"
"My name is Bubabalooshcatuch, but they call me Buba for short." Buba replied.
"Interesting name," marian remarked. "Come, I will show you to my home, deep in the forest. you can ride on my back. I don't mind."
On the way back, Buba heard something crunching leaves and twigs. The bot spoke, "Look Marian, what's that?"
Marian replied, "That's Yogi the bear. Jump on my back; we must move quickly. Yogi is a very dangwerous, evil bear.
Marian and Buba finally made it back to Marian's home. The monkeys were already there. Most were drunk, despite the fact there was no alcohol.
"Hey, let me show you my twanger," Marian said to Buba.
"Your what?" Buba asked.
"My twanger, my guitar," Marian answered.
"Oh cool," Buba said.
Marian brought back his guitar. it was a blue and black Gibson Les Paul. It had gold volume keys, gold frets, gold tuning key, and samuel duncan pick-ups. "Can I play?" Buba asked.
"Sure," Marian replied.
As soon as Buba picked the guitar up, he dropped it, and it broke in half. Marion was furious. He was so furious that he ate Buba.