Bedtime Stories
Bedtime Stories is a new great comedy starring Adam Sandler. It starts with a few bedtime stories with his young, imaginative niece and nephew. However, the stories became real. Babysitting his sister's kids turned into a quest for a dream job and dream lover. There are several comical twists and plenty of humor. It is funny and great to watch for all ages. You need to see it.
NCAA '09
I recently played NCAA '09 on the X- Box 360. I thought it was pretty fun. The setup was different than what I'm use to but it was okay. The graphics were awesome too. I especially loved the part where you can celebrate with whoever you want when you score. Too bad I didn't score much. My friend kept owning me with the Gators. Tebow ran the ball every time. I pretty much got my butt handed to me. Oh well, it was an o.k game. I'd give it an 8 out of 10.
Epic Movie
Wow! What a stupid movie! Epic Movie was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen. It wasn't funny at all. I think the best part was... well... there was nothing good! I know it is kind of old but you may not have seen it. And if you haven't then don't. I would give it two thumbs down. The graphics were terrible. Nothing looked real. It was just all terrible. I could go on all day telling how it was bad. However, I have to admit that the White Witch was pretty smexy. I just loved her cute face... mmm. Oh and the beaver that's the hottest little beaver I've ever seen. But other than that, terrible movie. On a scale of 1- 10, I'd give it a poopy doodoo.
Iron Gym
I recently got an Iron gym for Christmas. the box said that I will see results in thirty days. As I started using it, I realized that I'm seeing results and it hasn't even been thirty days. It's the greatest thing. I hang it up and do three different types of pull-ups, then take it down and do some push-ups and dips. When I first got it, I could only do about five pull-ups. Now I'm already up to thirteen. If you want to get fit and build your upper body, the Iron Gym is perfect for you.
Chaos
Chaos is an action packed new movie starring Jason Statham. Someone has just made the biggest bank heist of all time and there are several leads to several suspects. An officer who has been relieved of his duties (Jason Statham) has been asked to investigate a case. While he was inside a house, a bomb was set off his rookie partner was left to solve the rest of the case. The bad guys use the theory of Chaos to throw off leads. It is a great suspenseful movie that is filled with action and twists. It is out on DVD so you need to go buy it.
Yes, Man
Yes, Man was a hysterical movie starring Jim Carrey. He played a funny role and played it great. He is at first a man who accepts nothing from anyone and says no to everything. A friend talks him into taking a class that makes him say yes to everything. He ends up in dangerous predicaments and finds himself giving up his life for others. However, if he tries to say no, something bad happens. The movie turned out great and shows his butt at the end. It was quite funny and is a must watch.
Batman: Dark Knight
I have recently seen The Dark knight. It stars Heath Ledger as "the Joker" and I can't remember who plays as Batman. Heath Ledger played a great role as "the Joker". He is very twisted and his part most likely drove him to insanity. I also love the whole setting and what is going on. There are several ironic and evil twists throughout the movie. Two face is also featured at the end of the movie. He made the movie far better and even more suspenseful. If you have not already seen Dark Knight then you must see it soon. I five starsgive it .
Step Brothers
Step Brothers is a great comedy starring Will Ferell and John C. Reilly. Some old lady with a nice rack and another old man decide to get it on. They immediately fall in love and decide to get married. Both have a loser son who never moved out. At first the two new brothers hate each other and try to kill each other. However, they soon find that they have a lot of unsexual things in common. The dad begins to hate them both as they ruin his financial life and home life. The old people seeked a divorce and the two brothers blamed it on each other when in reality it was actually their fault. End the end, the brothers work together to get back their family, and they continue their odd lifestyle.
Get Smart
Get Smart is a movie starring Steve Carell, Anne Hathaway, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Alan Arkin. It's a hilarious movie about two agents trying to stop a man from killing the president and furthermore destroying the world. There are several comical mishaps and ironic twists. Anne Hathaway was also really hot and played a great role.
Clover Poop(Clover Field) Bad Camera Hot Chicks
Clover Field ...now I have a lot to say about this about this suck butt movie. Yes, that is correct I said suck butt, but in reality I shouldn't even say that! All the sex scenes taken out of the movie all the sexual feeling sept for kissing and " Real Love " parts, and who likes that. All the camera action was so dull and nauseous. I mean I admit it was a creative idea to use a regular handhold video crapper for the movie, but really THE WHOLE THING! My friend Crap'n'Snap threw up in the middle of the movie while watching it in IMAX, I'm pissed cause he missed the grandma in front of us. One scene that really "grinds my gears" is when that girl is laying there pipe'and'gor coming out, and she just got out screaming like once and the rest of the movie went flow as a mother _____ aww Will Smith i can't say ____. I was limp through the whole movie if that tells you any thing sept for those aliens... mmmm. Going on, the alien's where like giant retarded babys laced and stuffed with poopy crapo, and my friend Crap'n'Snap. The CG effects in this movie is kinda a low quality exspecaly for the date 08! I mean Godzilla from the 1980's eat the "censored" out of those crap baby aliens with 5 legs including the penal area. Well not trying to make this review to poopy it self the movie was an overall 7.5. Not great but o.k.
P.S. the chick that got stabbed wit the pipe was hot.