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Talk about a big wienie!
Jokes
A man walks into a club. He walks over and talks to a group of four guys then sits down at the bar. At the opposite end of the bar, there is a mug. The man bets the bar tender two hundred dollars that he can pee into that mug and not spill a drop. The man gets ready and then he starts peeing everywhere, including on the bar tender. the bartender is laughing and says,"Youre stupid. You peed on everything but the cup. You owe me two hundred dollars." The man replies,"Hold on one second." He walks over to the group of guys and collects five hundred dollars from each of them. See, he had just bet each of those men that he could pee all over the bar and on the bartender and the bartender would still be happy. The man gladly paid the bartender and left.
Friend vs. Rubix Cube
Ten Much Loved Chuck Norris Jokes
1.First rule of Chuck Norris: Do not talk about Chuck Norris.
2.A man once asked Chuck Norris what the deadliest thing to man was. Chuck Norris simply roundhouse kicked the man and he was no more. The man got his answer; just not the answer he wanted.
3.Chuck Norris does not do push-ups. He pushes the Earth down.
4.Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called "the Islands"
5. A man once asked Chuck Norris what was under his beard. The man was immediately knocked into outerspace. When recorded and watched in slow motion, you will find that a fist came from under his beard and hit the man in the face.
6.Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to fight himself. Chuck Norris always wins.
7.Chuck Norris can kill two stones with just one bird.
8.Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the answers he wants.
9.Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice.
10.Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
Tupac
“I set goals, take control, drink out my own bottle
I make mistakes but learn from every one
And when it's said and done
I bet this brother be a better one
If I upset you dont stress
Never forget, that God isn't finished with me yet”
“My mama always used to tell me: 'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.”
“I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing.
Through every dark night, theres a bright day after that.
So no matter how hard it get, stick your chest out, keep ya head up.... and handle it.”
FAILURE
